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ButterLances’ new project, a website for two adorable Persian kitties named Duke and Duchess. My client wanted a cool name for their site, but they what it related to the kitties name. I jokingly told them to name the website www.KittyLitter.com... I think its kind of cute, but they did not buy it. Anyway I’m having a contest for you guys to name the website of these cute little kitties. The names will be judged by me and a client representative. The winner will receive a gift pack from the House of Vanity (HoV) and 500php cash. The contest is open for Luzon residents only (preferably Manila and Laguna area), deadline of entries is on February 16, 2007. For more details visit http://www.butterlance.com

Finally finished with my new site! Take a peek, and let me know watcha think! http://www.butterlance.com weeee thankyou lord

Last Saturday, me my girlfriend and my barkada went to the Mall of Asia to watch the Pyro Olympics finale. Philippines and China were the competing countries that time. I left our house at around 11AM to fetch my girlfriend from school; everything was a breeze, no traffic, no hassle… that is until I reached the SLEX tollgate. The godamn traffic was craaazzy!!! For the love of god! Its like the sands of time was blocked with pebbles! Damn! I just wiped my car clean that morning and there I was stuck in the middle of smog and dust. Cars are literally passing along the middle part of the expressway just to move forward! I envy the 4x4’s they were having a grand time driving trough that un-cemented part of the expressway unlike me who’s struggling to stop my car from getting stuck on deep cracks on the ground. After an hour and a half of what’s supposed to be only half an hour drive I arrived at her school… as expected she greeted my arrival with her eyebrows fighting each other. We went s...

Last night I helped out my friend Ann with her groceries, she stumbled upon Matt while she's waiting for me making it a joyous grocer threesome! Matt and Ann doing what they do best... pose... not even caring where they are at the moment! "Ikaw ba ay may dugo at itoy tumatagas? call matt! New Body Fit pasador model! At cyempre bumili ako ng isa neto, tagal ko ng buntis di parin nalabas, kelangan kong i verify kung buntis nga talaga ako... YEAH! saya saya!

Haaaay nako, nangyari ulet ang napakasakit sa ulo na mangyari... uuwi na kasi dapat ako bat nag Goodah! pa kami sa may Buendia.. hala nalapastangan nanaman tuloy ang aking mahal... Naaksidente nanaman si kotsi.. my my, this is terrible.. hehehe Ang nangyari kamo, papalabas na kami ng Goodah! after namin kumain ng napakasarap na Pares ay bigla nalang BAM! hala... may naatrasan ako... nagtataka naman ako bat ganun eh wala naman sasakyan dun nung huli kong check sa kalsada.. badtrip talaga! Ang masama pa dito government vehicle ang naatrasan ko... so medyo kinabahan ko pero mas na nguna talaga ang galit... badtrip at sama ng loob dahil nga wala pang isang buwan nung pinagawa ko ung yupi sa ass ng kotsi. Sabi nung nakasakay matagal na sila don, kitang kita daw nila na sinususi ko pa ung pinto ng car ko para buksan... sabi ko... Ma'am... may alarm po car ko... naka power locks po ako... di ko po un sinususi... haaaay.... Ang isa pang masama, nag tawag ng kasama yung driver ng van kaya h...

TUMAAS ANG TOLL!!! walasatek!!! dati 67 pesos naging 71, ok lang diba.. eh kaylan lang yun... TAPOS BIGLANG NAG TAAS ANG BWAKA NG INA NA YAN NG TOLL NG 10.00!! ANG POTANG INA SUS PAKYU SHET KAYONG MGA HAYOP KAYO MGA MAGNANAKAW KAPANGET PANGET NG KALSADA NYO MGA GAGO KAYONG PAKSHET STUPID ASSHOLE BRAINLESS SONS OF BITCHES!!!!! 81 na ang toll from sta. rosa gang nichols.. MGA HAYOP KAYONG MGA BUWAYA KAYONG WALANG UTAK NA ISDANG PINAGLIHI SA KUTO NG ELEPANTE!

Grabe nakakatamad talaga ngayon holiday.. wala kong ginawa kundi mag PS2 at kumain... grabe... tapos inoperahan pa sa mukha si gf kawawa nga eh pero oks lang at least natanggal na ung cancerous na nunal sa kanyang mukha. Nung sang gabi sabi ni mama saken may tinamaan daw na planeta ng asteroid sumabog daw kaya 8 nalang daw ang planets, hinintay ko sa CNN pero walang balita... kaya ngayon nasabi ko dito sa office at napagtawanan ako.. wala palang sumabog na planeta, dineclare lang pala na planet pluto ay isang Moon at Hindi Planet kaya 8 nalang ang planeta.. sus maryosep! Nakakatamad talaga! fuck! dami dami kong kaylangan gawin pero di ko masimulan pero nakakatamad naman gawin. Wala akong ka sipag sipag ngayon as in! fuck! sana next year sipagin ako! New years resolution ko nga pala ay magpapapayat nako.... sana matupad... tutuparin ko to para pogi! hahahahaha yeah!!!! picture update! Kainan sa brazil brazil mamamatay matay ang batok ko sa dami ng karne p0tek ang SARAP!!

Matagal tagal din ako hindi nakapag update, mejo natatamad kasi ako mag sulat these past few weeks. Im currently creating a new website to host my designs and advertise my freelance webdevelopment business. Medyo marami rami narin kasing client kaya pwede nang gumawa ng sariling site. Anyway salamat nga pala kay NAO ng kaluskoskuskos, adventure ang pagtratrabaho kasama ka, isipin mo araw araw kakabaliw hwhahwhahwah geh layas lang ako may diner lang eh

Im thinking of creating my own site, aside from my blogspace... A site to sell my services... BTW here are some of the site's I developed 1. http://www.quicktransinc.com 2. http://www.janwaltz.com 3. http://www.janwaltz.com/janwaltzans 4. http://www.janwaltz.com/janwaltz 5. http://www.diavox.com/diavox2 6. http://www.misnet.com.ph 7. http://www.covalentpartners.com 8. http://www.qbnet.com.ph 9. http://www.cytherea.com.ph 10. http://www.g5esourcing.com 11. http://www.rfalaw.com 12. http://www.feuadvocate.com 13. http://www.maricar-delafuente.com

Thursday, like any other day... nagising ako ng late dahil nga malamig ang hangin... masarap matulog... sabi ko mag halfday nalang muna ko ngayon kasi sarap matulog... si papa umalis na bumyahe na pa batangas, si mama nagpunta na ng resto para magbantay... ako nakonsensya... nagbihis nako at umalis. Mahina hina pa ang hangin nung umalis ako, medyo maykalakasan pero hindi nakakarimarim... so ok lang byahe ako, sa daan normal pa lahat mga puno sumasayaw kasabay nga hangin, mga tao pakalat kalat papunta sa kanya kanyang trabaho... ako dumaan muna ko sa resto para mag agahan, nabasa pa nga ako ng ulan nun kasi yung malakeng truck ng tube ice nag deliver at nakaharang sa parking ko, napalayo tuloy ako... so ayun... natapos ang breakfast, nag balot ako ng lunch para sa office at lumarga nako pa office.... Ang simula ng lahat... Papalabas ng expressway at dun ko na naramdaman na lumalakas ata ng todo ang hangin, kada buga ng hangin ung sasakyan ko parang nauuga... sa daan kita ko na may mga n...

I was at the restaurant when I heard the news something about Steve Irwin - the world renowned zoo keeper and environmentalist. I was not able to hear the news flash title but somehow I got this hunch.. So I hurriedly went to the internet shop beside our restaurant to readup, knowing Steve Irwin, if our local news channel had it in their headline then its gotta be headline in the net. It doesnt take a while to locate the news... and it really shocked me.. Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin killed If you have discovery channel at home, you probably have the idea who the man is. He's an australian environmentalist who captivated my attention because of his courage when it comes into handling very dangerous animals. I remembered one time when he jumped into a huge crocs back and wrestled the animal to have it relocated... damn the man is good! He even have his own movie, though not a big fan of the movie but thinking that a man like him... dying so early.. his only 44... having a family.. t...

Nakabili ang family namin restaurant sa may Sta Rosa complex mga 2 months ago, smooth sailing naman ang lahat, masaya astig daming pagkain, daming nakain... every morning nadaan muna ko sa resto para mag agahan and mag balot ng pananghalian para sa office, kaya ang pagasang mamayat ay nawala nanaman dahil sa dami ng pagkain... san ka pa? everyday eat all you can. Pero cyempre hindi ko naman nilalamon lahat ng pagkain don, tamang kain na 1 ulam and 1 rice tamang ganun. Masarap din mag bantay, pag maraming tao tumutulong ako, nag liligpit ako ng mga pinagkainan, nagpupunas ng mesa ek ek ek... nakakapagod talaga, isipin mo pag kalabas mo ng kusina dala ang isang tray ng mga pinagkainan eh meron ka nanaman dadatnan na lilinisin pa... astig dahil maraming nakain... lalo na ngaun at nadagdagan ang reputasyon ng resto. Masarap mag serbidor pero ang pinaka nakakawindang talagang trabaho sa lahat ay ung mag kaha. Para sa inyong kaalaman ako ay pinanganak na ikinamumuhi ang math, I HATE MATH! ta...

We went to gateway mall last Tuesday to watch Superman returns, but unlike any movie trip I had, this one was all the way very very astig na astig different and awesome than anything I experienced before. Though I already seen the movie the feeling of my body sinking in this fabulous chair/sofa/bed hybrid thing really earned my money's worth... and that’s not all, with unlimited popcorn and soda... san ka pa! Imagine I started eating popcorn during the movie previews and stopped not because I already ran out, but because I was already feeling guilty about eating too much. I even got dehydrated the following morning coz my body needs to flush down all the accumulated butter and salt. Just note that if you are planning to go there with your barkada make sure that your evenly grouped or else you’ll end up having one of your friend stuck along side a stranger during the course of the movie. That’s all for now… my eyes are starting to bleed… I need to practice English more… damn! BTW, l...

Friday night, I went to the movies to watch The Omen with Francis, Peach, Marco and Marghil.. I really don’t like to watch the movie coz I already am familiar with the story since I already watched the older version of the Omen... late 80's... We immediately went home after the movie, I dropped Marco and Marhgil at Buendia and went straight to Paranaque to drop Francis and Peach.. and so it happened... bad luck from watching The Omen, starting with red lights in every intersection... and ending with my girl injured in the ass. My god! My girl was molested by this Honda City driven by a coniotik pinokio who didn’t even have a phone to call the police! Well... I myself didn’t have enough prepaid that time... Francis helped me a lot!! We used his phone to call the investigators who arrived late… not that late though…we only waited for almost 2 hours for them to arrive. Imagine… Francis and Peachy stood by me all throughout that nasty incident, I told them several times to catch a cab ...

A doodle... digital ink blot from my medulla oblongata

After many weeks of waiting, finally it this picture has been posted in my gallery.... This picture was rejected before by the moderators because of some shitty reason... so I elongated her ears to turn her into an elf... thus... a fantasy painting in an instant. You can view the full image size here : http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/n/e/neovenjo/girl.jpg.html

It was my first time that someone elses post struck me... suprisingly... it came from "few" liner post... as a kid, i can only drink sofdrinks whenever im sick. now i can buy as many bottles i want.. but it doesnt taste as good. hmmm? now why is that?? how come?? Link to the post: I AM NOBE.: TASTE AS GOOD

.... of having a car... well at first, I only see Pros... now I can clearly see and FEEL the Cons... Pros 1. My time is my own... 2. Kahit saan ko gusto pumunta pwede! 3. Meron ako lugar tambayan na aircon 4. Nakakagala ako kasama ng aking mga barkada 5. Naihahatid ko mga kapamilya ko kung saan saan 6. Mas madaling magset ng lakad. 7. Mas astig.. hehehe Cons. 1. Wa na ipon... 2. Parang naging dalawa gf ko. 3. Malademonyo ang presyo ng gas, ayaw pang itodo! GAWIN NG 50! yan tapos wag ng taasan ng sampong libong milyong bilyong taon! Inuunti unti pa eh! nahiya pa kayo! 4. Mahal magpagawa.... wa ipon.. wa pera. 5. Nadagdagan ang plans ko.. dati plan ko bumili ng car lang... ngaun nadagdagan ng gusto ko bumili ng mags, mga gulong, magpa undercoat, magpahilamos, sounds setup, mga ilaw dami dami. Pero kahit may cons yan, happy parin ako kaya SUGOD MGA KAPATID TAYO AY MAGSAMA SAMA IWAGAYWAY NA ANG BANDERA RAK EN ROL HANGGANG UMAGA!!!!

I received this email from a friend... another one of those "friend spam" that usually makes me laugh and think... well this is one of them... this really made me laugh and.... think... maybe I need to buy me a new wallet... The subject of the email is Megamall Scam. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This personally happened to me at SM Mega Mall, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Mall. If you agree, they will get in the back seat fast. On the way, they start having...