Jokes na nagpatawa saakin ngaung gabi

Joke 1:
Q: Bakit patay ang buhok sa kili-kili?
A: Ikaw man ang lumagay sa lugar nila, gugustuhin mo pa bang mabuhay?

Joke 2:
Doctor to Mental patient.
Doc: Magaling kana! Sinagip mo ang kaibigan mong nalulunod. Kaya lang nagbigti sya sa CR.
Patient: Hindi po Doc, sinabit ko siya dun para matuyo...

Joke 3:
Boy 1: Tol amoy tinapay ka ah!
Boy 2: Talaga? anong tinapay?
Boy 1: PUTOK!

Yun lang, mababaw kaligayahan ko eh.

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