Petiks mode

Isang uber petiks na araw sa office.... biglang binulaga ako ni Brian ng tula...

b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo..
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo ay isang batang mataba...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): pundyo ay mababa...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): siya ay mahilig kumain,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): pede rin syang ihain...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): sweet kung magmahal,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): nagbibigay ng teddy bear na pagkamahal mahal..
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): dating may motor,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): marami ding rumor...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): kain tulog ang paborito..
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): lalo na kung manok na pinirito...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo....
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): isa sa mga anak ni mang Banta,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): sya lang ang pinaka maanta...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): isang lalaki sa 3 magkakakpatid,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): kaya sya ay laging napapatid...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): oh benjo, isa kang hulog ng langit,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): hinulog dahil sa ubod ng pangit,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): ginintuang puso ang sandata,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): humanda na kayo mga pirata...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): benjo....
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): dahil sa ikaw ay mabait na bata,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): babawiin ko na lahat ng salita..
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): si benjo ay mataba,
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): un lang ang tama!
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): benjo...
b_r_1_a_n_23 (2:40:17 PM): baw!

CYEMPRE GAGANTI AKO! HINDI AKO PAPAYAG! EDITED VERSION PA TO HA! hehehe

neovenjo (2:41:15 PM): si brian...
neovenjo (2:41:23 PM): isang batang uliran
neovenjo (2:41:32 PM): at laging nangangatwiran
neovenjo (2:41:47 PM): at may utot na makapangyarihan
neovenjo (2:41:56 PM): tuwing cyang natutulog
neovenjo (2:42:06 PM): katabiy nagkukumahog
neovenjo (2:42:17 PM): sa laway ay malulunod
neovenjo (2:42:25 PM): parang bahang hangang tuhod
neovenjo (2:42:33 PM): si brian...
neovenjo (2:42:48 PM): isang taong mahalay..
neovenjo (2:42:55 PM): kahit papatay patay..
neovenjo (2:43:07 PM): maraming taong pinaasa
neovenjo (2:43:26 PM): kahit na sa wala pa
neovenjo (2:43:37 PM): nakilala nya si may..
neovenjo (2:43:49 PM): natunaw parng clay..
neovenjo (2:43:55 PM): tapos dumating si anna..
neovenjo (2:44:02 PM): kinapos na parang sintunadong harana..
neovenjo (2:44:14 PM): dumating sa puso si megs..
neovenjo (2:44:30 PM): wala kong maduktong sa kanya..
neovenjo (2:44:48 PM): si brian..
neovenjo (2:44:55 PM): ng nagsimulang manligaw..
neovenjo (2:45:10 PM): parang asong naliligaw..
neovenjo (2:45:15 PM): biglang naging makata..
neovenjo (2:45:23 PM): kahit dati ay lalata lata..
neovenjo (2:50:03 PM): bahoy kahit umaalingasaw..
neovenjo (2:50:16 PM): pilit itinatago sa tanglaw..
neovenjo (2:50:31 PM): sige may motor ako noon..
neovenjo (2:50:42 PM): si brian ay nakikigamit non..
neovenjo (2:50:58 PM): sumemplang ngusoy namaga..
neovenjo (2:51:39 PM): para kinagat ng sanlibong daga..
neovenjo (2:52:00 PM): nanghahalik kapag natutulog..
neovenjo (2:52:06 PM): kahit lalakiy binubulabog..
neovenjo (2:52:19 PM): kabaklaay sumasabog..
neovenjo (2:52:29 PM): minsay gusto na talagang mabugbog..
neovenjo (2:52:42 PM): tatapusin ko narin ito..
neovenjo (2:52:55 PM): sobrang petiks grabe nato..
neovenjo (2:53:04 PM): pagkamakatay nasasayang lamang..
neovenjo (2:53:16 PM): kay brian na isang hunghang..
neovenjo (2:53:22 PM): BAW!

Yan dahil sa sobrang ka petiks namin dalawa kami ay naging makata..